Samantha Mug
There are actually two types of Samantha's; the sweet compassionate one & the fake Sam. Knowing the difference will save you the disappointment of investing in a fake relationship/friendship. At first fake Samantha comes out just as sweet as the real one. She has learnt that people can be manipulated by pretending to be nice & compassionate. She is lazy, a couch potato, who always shirks her work, is unwilling to expend any effort towards her career & is full of excuses. She is secretly a Miss know it all, who sees herself as better than most. When working on projects, all you do is follow up on her & she always never delivers. She will complain about anything just to stop working. I'm hungry/don't feel well etc. Complaining & whining is what she does best. Coupon clipping is how she gets by. These excuses make her a serial lair & promise maker. Repeatedly never keeps appointments, shows up very late, and expects to be forgiven. If you make the mistake & do the same she will spend days, ventilating to whoever will listen. Her pride & self-righteousness makes her turn on people who have always had her back. After a while, they too reach a point where they realise that the relationship was one sided & fake Sam was the only beneficiary. When it comes to men she is an indiscriminate minx, throwing herself at & chasing after every men she feels entitled to. Being lose & easy leads her into co-dependent relationships. If a guy rebuffs her, she will turn into a stalker.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.