Pezzy Mug
Pezzy (noun): An even lower form of socio-class than Peasant; a 'pezzy', is a person who indulges in offers of cheap and accessible goods or services, dull and boring systemic living and/or fails to make general good life decisions. A 'pezzy' is also a fairly broad term for someone who does something rude, uneducated, awkward or well-thought out in social situations. Not to be confused with the term 'normy', 'pezzy's' listen to terrible FM commercial radio, usually live on the outskirts of major metropolitan cities and lean towards the lower-socio uneducated economic classes. Pezzy's usually enjoy shopping in the middle aisles at supermarkets, at large suburban shopping centres and fall victim to conforming to mainstream ideals with low awareness or care for cultural enrichment, life-long goals or professional aptitude. A 'pezzy' is someone who freely doesn't mind paying for a lower quality item when clearly a better version is available if one was to think more smartly. This also applies for finding better ways of doing things in life generally speaking. The term 'Pezzy' derives from the sister label of Pez-Dog.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother