Miss Haberkorn Mug
Miss Haberkorn (Aka: Dictator Elenor Haberkorn, Ladyfurrow, Mom, Dad, Mommy, Abbie, Abbiekorn, Aberkorn, Future Mrs. Furrow) is only THE BEST teacher at Clayton High School. A teacher by day, CELEBRITY by night, she is definitely one of her favorite students biological mothers, as well as an adopted sister. She is never mean and is NEVER EVER sarcastic. She is the sweetest person you will ever meet and only threatens to prank you when you do it first. She is also very clumsy, awkward, and sometimes her voice cracks like a 12 year old boy. She is very patient and never kicks children out of her class for lunch. We are very proud of her for being proposed to by THE STORM. But tbh we don’t even know who storm is, we only know Blizzard. He used to work at DQ. Even though she doesn’t like sweet things, she does like peanut butter. We just hope that she doesn’t give her children a high five afterward or the nurse will have to call their mom. It is always known that even though she is made into memes and her car sometimes goes missing, that we all love her so much. Also, it has been requested that this quote is put in from her favorite students, “Penis.”
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Customer Reviews
wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation