Breault Code Mug
/brō kōd/ Not to be confused with bro code, the breault code, until now, has been the unwritten set of discourtesies performed by that one guy in your group who cannot be trusted with your girlfriend: 1. Never be loyal to your friends unless it benefits you; YOU are your #1 breault 2. Hoes before bros. Never forget this 3. The best poon is plundered poon 4. If your buddy has a girlfriend you are interested in or have jerked off to a photo of, start casually hitting on her immediately to plant the seed that you want to plant your seed 5. Always keep things cool with your buddy, while making sure to slowly turn up the heat with his girl 6. Whenever you are out with your buddy and his girl, always flex on him by buying as many rounds as possible for him and his girl 7. You don’t fuck with your buddy’s girl, unless he is out of town for at least 24 hours or is asleep, at which time your buddy has waived all rights to his girl and she is considered a forfeiture. If this opportunity presents itself, jettison the friendship with your buddy and make your move; she’s yours now 8. Once you've taken your buddy's girl to Pound Town, don't tell your buddy but feel free to tell his friends. He won't find out 9. If you see your buddy out and he asks any questions, deny everything and ghost 10. Win. High-five, breault
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I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
looks perfect!!! we loved it
I ordered 4 of your mugs -- and have received 3; hopefully, the 4th is on its way! So far, I've received "fame," "620," and "$" ... only needing "hulo." ...It might be a matter of me being patient, that the 4th mug is on its way. However, the 3 received SO far are all EXCEPTIONAL, in every way!!! Mark Moilanen
I love this mug with a burning passion in my heart, I have purchased 7 of these mugs and intend to continue. This mug has changed my life for the better
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!