West Essex Mug
west essex is a mix of Essex fells, rose land, Fairfield, and North Caldwell. North Caldwell is mostly jewish with high taxes and great elementary schools. Most of the girls are jappy. Fairfield is all Italian kids who are probably all family friends and wear there christian necklaces on a daily. Rose land is a mix of North Caldwell and Fairfield a few jewish kids and few Italian and christian. Essex fells is for rich kids that play lax and have a nice beach house and are spolied brats. Others are the nicest people you will meet but they have the regular small homes. Now for west essex. West essex is made of cliches and friend groups. If you are in the popular group you hang out every weekend, you are invited to all the bar and bat mitzvahs or the sweet sixteens. also by the time you get to the high school you probably hooked up with at least 5 different boys. Then there are the nerds the ones that go to the lake after school clubs and play video games and study 24/7. But everyone else is kinda in the middle. Usually the Fairfield girls and boys will stick with there elementary school friends. Falcon and cowboy football games, field hockey, and track are what everyone plays in middle school. On the weekends you either go to a bm a sweet sixteen or a crazy party at someone’s house. You end up drinking doing some drugs and getting drunk with your friends. Mikes hard and svedka are the usual drinks
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wow! this mug is so thoughtful to giving to my wife!
The description tells nothing but facts. 5 stars instant
Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
Thank you for the mug. It arrived fast and exceeded my expectations.
I loved my mug and it came in a timely fashion.
Gave i as a gift to my teacher she loved it
Sent this to a friend who may have originated the term, now part of slang lexicon. He was very pleased. The color is also perfect. Well done!
this mug summs up my entire life
BEST THING EVER I GOT THIS FOR MMY SON AND HE LOVED IT HE SAID THAT THE FINSTTERD GUY IS WHO HE LOVES AND IM FINE WITH THAT I HOPE HE GOT THE GIRL SOMETHING FOR VALENTINES DAY
Shipped very fast and very carefully! Perfect inside joke gift for a friend. ^_^
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very good for lean 😾😾💪
Damn drinking lean from this hits different. In a good way ofc
As usual very quick professional seller.
ENGAGED IN AN ACT OF COPULATION WITH MY FEMALE PROGENITOR INSIDE THIS MUG 11/10 WOULD ADVISE YOU TO PURCHASE IT
I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool
I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation