alirezapaton Mug
A rare species. Has an amazing personality but not noticed by a lot of people because those people don't look deep enough. Very smart and intelligent. The way he thinks is very unique and out of the ordinary. His thoughts are insightful and often so true. His perspective about the world and how he perceive things are exceptional. The world should hear about what he had to say because he often see what people misses sometimes. When he gets passionate about something, he digs down to it and get so curious about it. He learns deeply and he knows more than you think he knows. He genuinely cares about the people he cares about. He is capable of so much love but he just didn't know it. No matter how many times life gets him down, he always stands tall. An Ali is very good looking. Very charismatic and charming. He is a total gentleman.His body is something to die for. So masculine you can die. A real good lover. Makes you get addicted to him. He can pleasure you all night long. An Ali is someone you are lucky to have in your life. You can tell him everything. He would do anything for you and he respect you and your decisions. He would just hold you in his arm and make you feel so safe and sound. Also, Ali is an awesome friend. Sometimes you might feel like you want to stab him in the face but 90% of the time he's a sweetheart.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!