Shumi Mug
The friendliest girl you could ever hope to meet. She is one of the most modest friends you could have, and is always willing to provide advice when in times of need. Shumi is the type of person that will always support you and remain by your side no matter what happens. Even if you begin to get on her nerves, she'll remain calm and continue overwhelming you with endless acts of kindness that you know can never be repaid. Not only is she extremely intelligent, but she's always happy to enjoy a good game or competition and will unfailingly leave a smile on your face. However, you should always be careful while in her presence because she will constantly shower you with compliments and deliberately let you win games in order to make you feel better and brighten your day. She loves to tease you and make lame jokes, but that is what makes her unique: it is what makes her special. While Shumi is one of the brightest teachers you could encounter, she is certainly not afraid to have fun and make you laugh regardless of your surroundings. She may suffer from short-term memory loss, although the memories you two share together will never be forgotten as she is such an incredible individual, and her caring and considerate personality will leave a positive impact on your life. If you are ever fortunate enough to spend time with Shumi, cherish it and never take her for granted because she is one of few flowers in a world of weeds.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother