Peyton mug
In most cases, you'll either find a football player or some liberal who screams "black lives matter". Alas, this Peyton is a woman who will make your heart melt when you lay your eyes upon her. She's a brunette, but insists she dyes her hair the same shade of dislike red as Rick Perry's "Strong" campaign ad from 2012. She is ever so nice, and she is never one to look horrible, no matter how many cup's of custard she may have from Rita's Italian Ice, or how many pairs of sweatpants she has. She never holds a grudge, and she always knows how to make you day better. Take her to Hoagiefest in Allentown PA and she's yours forever. Buy her an enormous amount food from the dollar store, she'll love you forever. All that food does seem nice, but what seals the deal is your hoodie. Give her your most valued hoodie, and she will love you to death. Peyton's are a rarity these days among these "Musical.ly" fuckgirls and townie whores. Peytons are strongwilled, but will ask for your help if she needs it. She will make you laugh to your heart's content. If you find someone like this, ask her if her name is Peyton, nine times out of eight, it is.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
YOIT Ligma balls bitch. YOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTT
What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.