Kristin mug
The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet! Kristin is stunning from the first time you see her and is sexy as hell, especially in b00bs ;) Unfortunately this is a problem whenever you go around public with her, as random strangers will catcall her annoyingly and make you a n g e r y. However, this is just a part of life for this strong, incredible girl and she's so used to it that she just ignores them at this point. This will only strengthen your admiration of her! You can go to her for ALL of your problems. Kristin will somehow know exactly what to say in response. Even her manner of speaking radiates sophistication and grace. She's going to end up on top one day and I know it, even though she wasn't born with the gift of being able to not study and ace tests, she's living proof that hard work overrules natural talent. You end up wondering how people like her can exist in the universe, she's aware that people hate her and she loves them anyway, she'll treat them just how she treats everyone else with a reasonable yet impossible rationale (why give them a reason to hate you more?) It's so rare to see someone like her who naturally gravitates towards loving EVERYONE. She is so supportive and a pure queen who doesn't need guys but she knows (And everyone knows) that she could get one if she wants, when she wants. She chooses her guys, not guys choose her. If you find a Kristin, keep her at all costs. You won't find another one like her again.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
- Glossy ceramic, 11 oz
- Vivid artwork fused into the finish, not a vinyl decal
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Word on front, definition on back
- Approximately 3.8" tall
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
ariana grande mug omg this slays mah life
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
muffinism mug very bold mug i love it u should buy one
Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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