Daniela Mug
Daniela is drop- dead gorgeous. She has an incredible body & style. She is a very amazing girlfriend. There is nothing temporary about her love. Boys are lucky to have her. Every boy will look at her, but she has eyes for that one boy. Boys are always flirting with her. You'll have a hard time forgetting her. She is aslo very smart, funny & classy. Never trashy. She is very nice, forgiving, likeable, sexy, loyal & trustworthy. Her family values her alot. She is a very supportive & loyal friend. She'll be there for anyone anyday. She will show you a good time. Sometimes she gots a wild/crazy side. Very athletic. Prefers track over any sport. She isnt perfect, but again, who is? She loves to just laugh & talk about life. Late night car rides are her favorite. If you find a Daniella, dont let her go. She likes to look good and get compliments, but she denies all of it. Has great eyes, hair & lips. She doesnt care what people think. She is a very hard worker. She never puts her self first. Loves food. Her smile is extraordinary. She is an inspiration. Just show her you love her. If she is sad, just hold her. She'll eventually tell you,but she just wants to be held. Hold her & don't let her go because there is no one esle like her. She manages to put the past behind if you promise her you won't do her wrong again. You only get so many chances. Her weakness is being called babygirl. She deserves the best, so if you tell her you love her, you better mean it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy