School Mug
An absolute hell hole were people spend the first 18 years of their life being locked away in prison. Thundercunt teachers ruin your precious childhood with torture devices such as: math, social studies, language, reading and science. And when 7 hours of death isn't enough for those assholes, they give you even more pain called homework. Homework is the shit that destroys your sleep schedule and makes you want to drop out and work at McDonalds for the rest of your life. But if you don't finish your homework, you get 3 more hours of prison called detention The useless crap you learn at school will never come in handy because it is forgotten the minute you walk out of that classroom. When in the entirety of your life do you need to know the exact amount of wives the pharaoh of Egypt had? YOU DON'T. In total, school should be avoided at all costs and is a complete and total waste of 18 years.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!