Mr Patel
Mr Patel is not something one could simply describe. For Mr Patel is simply a living legend. Mr Patels can often be found in Maths classrooms, proclaiming that they are indeed an intellectual for referring to 'Maths' as 'Mathematics'. One distinct feature within Mr Patels are their impeccable dedication in promoting their favourite piece of literary genius-- The Edexcel GCSE (9-1) Mathematics: Higher Student Book. Each lesson without fail he will never forget to promote this absolute masterpiece, but he will, however most likely forget your name; even though he was your teacher for an entire year! But I suppose that is what makes a Mr Patel--Mr Patel. His shiny forehead glistens under the luminous artificial classroom lighting as he furrows his eyebrows with pure rage due to his students incapability to solve a simple Quadratic Formula. The Classroom Whiteboard is something truly important to ALL Mr Patels, this is as it gives him the opportunity to escape the stupidity of his students and the strain of 'Mathematics', giving him an outlet to his more 'creative' side. After expanding brackets, he changed the whiteboard pens from 'Red to green" etc.. with each given symbol. This calms Mr Patels. But do not worry, your Mr Patel will probably run away from you like mine did. He is a 'proper lad' once you solve the equations. {WARNING: 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮-𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 } {TIP: 𝘈𝘭𝘴𝘰 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘰𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘵 𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘺𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘴. }
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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