malanika Mug
Malanika is the most hottest girl . She has the best smile . Even when she is tired and sick she always gives out the best smile . She will go through the baddest thing in her life but when she finds her true love she will give in everything . Every boyfriend would be jealous of her , because she treats her boyfriend with the best way . No other girl could beat her in how understanding she is . Besides , she has the best dressing code . She dress to impress herself and does not care on how people would judge her . She would lose her loved once such as family and bestfriend but will be gifted with better ones . Her boyfriend will be gifted . Her curves . 36 (28) 36 . Her hair and her skin . She would attract everyone . She is the most nicest person . Sometimes too nice . And her cute smile and beauty would attract everyone without her even knowing . It is not her fault for being too friendly . A malanika is always crying by herself because she does not want people to know her weakness . Her life is not always happy . She loves to challenge people and will anything to prove people wrong . She is very diplomatic and can survive and make friends very very fast . Bad or good she can just make friends but she would do anything for them . Once she is in a relationship , her lover would love to show malanika to everyone because she is just perfect . She will make all his mates jealous and wonder how he could get such a hot sexy beautiful girl like malanika .
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Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!