PAPYRUS Mug
Papyrus (named after the font papyrus) is skeletal type monster from the RPG UNDERTALE by Toby Fox appearance: Papyrus is a tall skeleton that wears a red cape/scarf , blue shorts, a white t shirt thats to small for him with an emblem called the delta rune on it, red gloves, and red boots. papyrus LOVES to cook spaghetti (though he's never actually tried it) his favorite food is oatmeal with marshmallow dinosaur eggs in it, Papyrus is extremely popular on the internet (he's just a dozen followers away from having double digits) He wants to be popular, and in his eyes in order to be popular you have to join the royal guard, and to join the royal guard you must capture a human, papyrus is the most innocent being in the entire multiverse and if anyone harms him I will fite u papyrus is pretty strong having 8 atk and 2 def and 21571 hp his abilities consist of bones, light blue attacks, slight gravity manipulation (only being able to increase gravity upon a object) and possibly Gaster blasters (a creature that fires a beam of energy and resembles a dragons skull) papyrus has an older (but shorter) brother named sans (named after the font comic sans) personality: kind, sweet, cool, popular, kind, says NYEHEHEHEH alot it is widely believed that papyrus and sans are the sons/creations of the former royal scientist Dr.WD Gaster (named after the fonts WINGDINGS and Aster)
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Customer Reviews
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My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
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Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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