mcdonalds
This place is a disgusting greece pit, not recomended for the weak stomached to eat at. But the worst part is the workers that work here, they never have an iq higher than that of a rat. 1:SCARY BLACK DUDE-These guys are the black dudes that work the cash register and can't count change. They are scarry. They work at McDonalds to pay for their crack. 2:THE FRYBOY-Weighing in at 92 lbs and 5'3" is the fryboy. There whole face is covered with pimples. They go into the bathroom to pop their zits and than rub the goo into your fries. They work here to pay for their everquest subscription. 3:OLD MAN RIVER-This is the 96 year old dude that can barely walk that mopes around with the mop. This guy can barely stand up, let alone work at Micky Dees. god only knows why he decided to work here. 4:IMPORTANT LADY-These breed are the worthless fat ugly bitches that walk around the resturant in their kackys doing absolutely nothing with no menaing. You might spot this one of a kind per resturant wandering worthlessly around the kitchen. 5:WINDOW GIRL-This is a fat ass mexican girl that has a nasty attitude that takes your order when you go thru the drive thru. They wear tons of makeup and trace their lips and think they look "sexy" when noone would fuck her with a 10 foot pole. 6:URINAL CAKE CHANGER-This is usually a middle aged mexican dude that works here to help pay his house payments to put a roof over his 24 brother and sisters heads. You can find him in the bathroom moping after some dude takes an enoumous shit in the bathroom after eating a burger. They also mop the piss off the floor from some 5 year old kid. 7:MAYONASE GUY-This is the guy that puts the mayo on ur Big and Tasty. He usualy adds his "secret sause" to the mayo.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
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I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
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