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This place is a disgusting greece pit, not recomended for the weak stomached to eat at. But the worst part is the workers that work here, they never have an iq higher than that of a rat. 1:SCARY BLACK DUDE-These guys are the black dudes that work the cash register and can't count change. They are scarry. They work at McDonalds to pay for their crack. 2:THE FRYBOY-Weighing in at 92 lbs and 5'3" is the fryboy. There whole face is covered with pimples. They go into the bathroom to pop their zits and than rub the goo into your fries. They work here to pay for their everquest subscription. 3:OLD MAN RIVER-This is the 96 year old dude that can barely walk that mopes around with the mop. This guy can barely stand up, let alone work at Micky Dees. god only knows why he decided to work here. 4:IMPORTANT LADY-These breed are the worthless fat ugly bitches that walk around the resturant in their kackys doing absolutely nothing with no menaing. You might spot this one of a kind per resturant wandering worthlessly around the kitchen. 5:WINDOW GIRL-This is a fat ass mexican girl that has a nasty attitude that takes your order when you go thru the drive thru. They wear tons of makeup and trace their lips and think they look "sexy" when noone would fuck her with a 10 foot pole. 6:URINAL CAKE CHANGER-This is usually a middle aged mexican dude that works here to help pay his house payments to put a roof over his 24 brother and sisters heads. You can find him in the bathroom moping after some dude takes an enoumous shit in the bathroom after eating a burger. They also mop the piss off the floor from some 5 year old kid. 7:MAYONASE GUY-This is the guy that puts the mayo on ur Big and Tasty. He usualy adds his "secret sause" to the mayo.
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