Zvjezdan Mug
Zvjezdan is the name of victory, triumph, glory, it was once said you must hide your girlfriend away from a Zvjezdan because he is known for intimate affairs with other peoples girls, he is dangerous if provoked and even made a grown man cry from pissing him off too much, some may spoil his name because they are afraid and intimidated by such power but they are usually executed on site in some countries the name Zvjezdan is referred to by Star, or the Day of the Star meaning unique and glorious,in some mayan cultures a Zvjezdan was worshipped as a God or talque, ,some scandanavian and norwegian countries clam that a zvjezdan was the brother of thor which was the true heir of the friga empire.some cultures claim that they are forbidden to say the name of Zvjezdan because he has the power to release the horses of the apacalypse. zvjezdans are usually good hearted people that always have a good time and always stands on his own feet, brilliant and extravagant as they are you must show complete respect and utter obedience because they are a rare breed decendants of julius ceaser, Hercules, and mighty zeus himself
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.