Zumi Zumi Mug
A drinking game popular in Central Wisconsin. All players sit in a circle around a table. They are then numbered from Zumi(zero)to the however many people there are, less one. The players then all get ready to rock. Players raise their hands and say "Awww Fuck me! Let's play Zumi Zumi". On "Fuck me" the players start a pattern of hitting the table twice and clapping twice, on the beginning syllables of the words i.e.: *=table hit ^= clap * * ^ ^ * * FUck ME LET'S PLAY ZUmi ZUmi After a pause of two beats, the player designated as Zumi starts. After saying Zumi any even number of times, they may say any number that has been assigned to one of the other players. That player then says their number any even number of times, and then says another number. The numbers can be called in any order, so every player must concentrate. Also, the patter of hitting and clapping must speed up. The speed will be designated by the group, and doesn't have to stay constant. The person who screws up first drinks. As an option, Players may chant "So heres to _____ to _____ to ______ so heres to _____ who's with us to night. S/he's happy s/he's jolly, s/he chugs one by golly, so DRINK MOTHERFUCKER! DRINK MOTHERFUCKER! DRINK MOTHERFUCKER! DRINK!
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Customer Reviews
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!