Zowarg

A fine piece of meat! If you meat a zowarg, be sure to ask for a pair of her clip on ear lobes. Shes not the best at answering if she wants salt, and she can easily trip over silver seats, attaining purple bruises. Shes a good samaritan and reguarly tans naked on her driveway. But beware if she doesnt get enough beauty sleep she wakes up like a pineapple. Sometimes mistaken for a mythological creature.