Zoey
A girl who everyone thinks is mean but is literally irreplaceable because of how easily she can touch your entire soul. "manipulative" isn't even the word when you get on her bad side. She's not basic, she's not girly, and she has the prettiest deep brown eyes that gets most guys to break contact when looking at them. She's always single for the stupidest reason that never applies to how great she is. If you're her bsf/bbsf (her preference), keep it that way because once she cuts you off, she sure as hell won't look back once. She knows her self worth, she has the best advice, she's always misunderstood for no reason whatsoever cuz she makes sense when she's expressing herself. Most people don't know her like she does so she prefers to keep to herself a lot. She's quite aggressive when it comes to guys who don't respect women, are women-beaters, girls who are pick-me's, and abusive parents. If she ever comes across these four, you will see a whole other side of her come out that'll make you want to run into a corner and stay there until it's over. For anyone who's crush was named Zoey; you were one lucky fucker if she ever had a crush on you. If she was a Scorpio too, you should've wifed her up when you had the chance. or IF you had the chance.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
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