Zips

King of the douche-bags at a little known, but well loved site known affectionately as SUF, (or pre-Blinxx flip-out, SPUF.) Zips is a man-boy who gets sexual pleasure from mindless adherence to minutia in the rules and the striking lack of a soul or the absence of logic and feeling. He's been known to ban people for farting too loud, jaywalking and even having a sense of humor. Never question Zips. It only makes him angrier. Since his modship at SUF is the azimuth of his lifelong achievement, (not counting the time he wanked it five times in one afternoon to the same manga,) and since he's destined to live out his life alone and without anyone who will love him, people generally put up with him much like you put up with a retarded puppy who repeatedly shits on the rug.