Zeulching Mug

The act of sticking a toothpick into one’s meatus (the hole in the dick above the glands) to keep it from sealing shut. Commonly done so in a timespan of every 3 weeks for teens and young adults, but from infancy to early teenage, it is most common to poke it out once a year instead. This process also spans over a longer period of time between zeulching once a man reaches adulthood-at the age of 21-slowing down as the body has adapted to it since then. However, if a man misses this ceremonial process, they either have to get a surgery, or are sent to the ER, as it is practically lethal. Zeulching refers to the Latin words for Cock and Hole.