zartium
Zartium is a Polytheistic religion witch revolves around the belief of five unique gods. Each god has a deity that represents them and/or is created for or by them. These five gods are Havic the god of Truth, Adri the goddess of grounding, Linda the goddess of spiritulism, Mia the goddes of love and Aaron(AIR-RUN) the god of health. Each god has unique characteristics and powers that revolves around what their god over. Havic- Powers- can make a book with any information he desires Personality: observant, intrigued, intelligent, calm, clever God of: Truth, Knowledge, Wisdom, Books, Writing, Intelligence, Future and Past, Literacy Adri- Personality: hyper, loud, bold God of: Grounding, Money, Wealth, Desires, Earthly Possessions, Greed, Materialism, Chance Lindra- Personality: Cheerful, sweet, kindhearted, caring, calm Powers: Can fly/levitate God of: The Soul, Spirituality, Freedom, The Third Eye, Spirits, Prayers, Life Force, Energy, Inner Self, harmony Aaron- his appearance is of a young boys Personality: sweet, creative, athletic, humble God of: Well Being, Health, Healing, Medicine, Surgery, Herds Lindra- Personality: kind, happy, cheerful, compassionate, enthusiastic God of: Love, Children, Fertility, Birth Many believers will have a worship area for the god they favor, much like Buddhism. For example a pregnant woman might favor the worship of the goddess of love because she's also the goddess of birth. The religion its self works much like Buddhism.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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