Zane Mug
Zane is a certainly weird name, thats for sure...I will start by naming characteristics of a zane. Lets begin...Zane's are short typically sad young men, that try to make up for their shortness by driving muscle cars that don't fit their persona, here's the sad part, they can't even get the name of their muscle car right, how fucking dumb is this asshole? Example: When zane drives a cobra, it isn't a cobra, its a GT with cobra badges, how sad is this shit? Fucking small balls. Zanes have small chodes, they are VERY short in stature, they are liars, they are underage drinkers, and pill poppers, *WOOOH, ALL THIS HYDROCODINE* They experience premature balding, at 19 years of age, they sleep with hoes pretty much safeguarding a future full of HIV/AIDS, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, crabs, pretty much anything a hooker carries around in her fish taco. They disrespect women which disgusts me personally, they are insecure, and are extremely angry little men, they fantasize about married women who even if they were single, they prefers men who are six feet or taller, not five foot three...And by the way, the piece of shit camaro they drive is not an ss...its simply put, a piece of shit camaro, and his piece of shit camaro NEVER wins any races, in fact...japanese piece of shit ricers always...ALWAYS, let me Emphasize that by screaming at the computer screen FUCKING ALWAYS KICK THE SHIT OUT OF IT! Maybe his mom was drunk and she meant to name him shane? I don't know, they're of bunch of speds.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.
Just what I expected! Thank you!
I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!
This is a great gift to give after our Urban Dictionary inclusion
It's perfect!! Thank you!
My Name is Walter Hardwell White, My Mug was sent to 308 Negra Aroyal Lane, AQ, New Mexico and arrived on-time and I am very satisfied. My "Glock Dookie" mug is great for my lab work, and my friend Pinkman loves it!
I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
It’s great to be able to create your own mug.
My name is is Geet and literally this is literally a gem of a souvenir to have with me XD.
I love to put my lips on this in the morning
this mug got me hard
greatest mug ever.
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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