Ymke
Ymke is the name of a truly amazing person. The word Amazing can be described in 1000 different ways but Ymke describes it the best. They always have silky smooth hair with a pair of matching crystal clear eyes. Ymkes also often have that sexy body type. You know the type that models have to chase their entire life to get yet they still wont achieve the type of sexiness an Ymke has. It´s very hard to describe an Ymke everything about them is just so positive. Ymke is the type of girl that always looks good even on her “bad” days. The only time you should feel unlucky is when you sit next to an Ymke. Why you may wonder, well it´s because SHE LOOKS SO HOT! You are just going to feel like a bag of potatoes trying to find meaning in your life. They are so intelligent there is nothing an Ymke can't solve. But when something is so hard that even Einstein would have stopped and think “wtf is this?”. An Ymke would look so adorable wondering what the answer to the question would be. But at the end she would still succeed. They are so creative as well, an idea can pop up in their head and they can make it real in seconds. They are skilled at everything, for example singing, cooking, drawing, shortly said “skilled at everything”. She is beloved by all her friends and family. Everyone around her either loves her or is jealous of her because they will never be as hot as her. They are good listeners and they have great empathy for people. Ymke is the best friend you could ever wish for!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
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