Yara

If you ever come across a Yara, you are probably dreaming because she is a mythical creature that is commonly known as a Unicorn. Yaras are identifiable for their gorgeous curls and their to die for dimples. They love spending money on useless stuff and are also hoarders (they will keep probably keep their first born childs amniotic sac to pack them in it when theyre done with it). Yaras specifically enjoy spending alot of money on kitchenware - if you marry a yara you will probably go broke because each saucepan she wants is £90. While Yaras are known to be smart, 150% of the time they are confused. Common examples of their confusion include them freezing ice in the fridge and thinking chicken nuggets are made of pork. Most importantly, Yaras tend to be burrito sleeps - they wrap the blanket around themselves and hide their faces. They are also known to swear in German during their sleep, sleepwalk and open their eyes randomly and stare at you. Yaras also are very eager to get married, if you get married to a Yara, i wish you the best of luck.