Yakeem Mug
When you first meet Yakeem, you instantly know you want to be his friend. He is hilarious and sarcastic, without a filter ( witch gets him into trouble quit often). He doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks of him and he is SO honest it’s scary. He’s an asshole. He is the most stubborn person you will ever meet, literally arguing subjects he actually disagrees on but can’t let you be right. Ever. It’s the most annoying thing about him. He says he doesn’t really like people, and it’s true he’s an introvert... but he has those few friends that make you wander if it actually is true. All the crazy aside, he is truly and incredible guy. He cares so deeply for his friends, he would do anything for them, often setting aside his own needs including sleep, just to make sure they are okay. When he cares, you know it’s true because he doesn’t really care for to many people. He doesn’t like to have a lot of friends. Honestly becoming his close friend is hard because it scares him, to allow someone to know his true raw self. So he’ll push you away at first. So if you get close to him, don’t be a bitch and break his heart. He is honestly the most incredible friend you could ever have.
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Customer Reviews
this is my new piss mug
Cool
I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.