Yak

Yak; noun Yaking; verb The Yaker is whiny person usually of short and little muscular physique makes that sound of a mating fox and an orange children's TV show character with a zipped mouth having sex and then beating that love child to death and then moaning about its hardship of the hatred form its parents. The YAK is something people regally take the piss out of him/her for as it is something that really gets them deep in the heart as a voice this annoying can have tragic outcomes which are to horrific to go into detail but often ends up with a indecent of such great scale such as them getting with a something double the size of them with a large amount of facial hair and represents some sort of Bear/Wilder beast/Yak whilst he/she sits on the ferocious beasts lap and tickles its prostate, and therefore will result in a further and more direct route of piss taking towards the Yaker.You are most likely to hear a YAK is when he laughs and depending on how funny he may find something they can vary in pitch and length, making the overall outcome inconstant when "viewing" a YAK. There also many other occasions when YAK may be heard such as love making (rare but theextent of a love making YAK will result in deafening for human ears so cation must be taking whilst lovemaking to a YAKER, industrial strength ear muffs are advised. A YAK can also be viewed when a YAKER is moaning these are the lowest form of YAKS and are more annoying cause they are very common and frequent as YAKERS have a tendency to moan, alot.