XTRM
Came out of the west regionals in PBN. Created by Automag Joe So you wanna be a XTRM speedballer do ya? Here's how. Criteria for XTRM Speedballers: - sock hat, pj rag, or irregularily tall beanie - stock proteus mask w/ visor - neck protector - chest armor (although you should be fat enough so as you wouldn't need one, but if you're a skinny kid who says "nubs and noobs" then suit up and roll out) - WGP jersey, extra small - brass eagle gloves with hard plastic armor - raven elbow pads for XTRM jumping and falling - dickies or dye pants with knee/shin pads over the outside of them - white tennis shoes or tactical boots - ankle supporters - DZ 5 drop - black magic autococker with all the ups - blue revvy Should be able to: - sholder your gun with tank at ear level - always avoid sliding except when falling forward on face - din't have clear hoppers because your enemy will see how much paint you will have left then they will rush you when you run out - always remember to communicate with your team and tell them how many tangos are down and try to come up with the most complicated system of telling us how much time is left and echo it every .5 seconds on the dot - always shoot over the top of your bunker - always use military jargon - always give your enemy the chance to surrender - always buy the most expensive paint for rec ball and the worst paint for tournaments - always have an extra barrel plug for the "nubs" - never stop fighting the good fight Feel free to ask questions about becoming an XTRM Speedballer. I'll be glad to help out. I'll also try and get some pics up for example.
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Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
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War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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