Xander
An extremely annoying piece of shit who is willing to do anything for friends, yet regardless, he is still a very lonely person. A Xander is usually a boy on the heavier side, and may be considered morbidly obese by others. He tries way too hard to gain the acceptance of others and will take any attention that he can get. Xander is also a predominately single guy. If there is a girl in the picture, she will be quite unattractive and equally in desperate need of attention; this girl dating a Xander will usually be one of a demeaned minority (e.g. Asian, Black, Dyke) A Xander is also the type of person that would center his entire life around this one girl, because of the fact that he barely ever gets that kind of attention from anyone other than his Great Aunt Patty. He will do nearly anything for friendship, especially if the potential friend is a popular, attractive guy that has a popular and equally attractive girlfriend. These attempts working for the friendship of the popular and beautiful couple may include making his home, apartment, or bedroom available for their own sexual pleasure. A Xander will accept the fact that he is used just to feel as though he has friends, when he still, does not; all his attempts at normalcy and friendship are nothing short of complete failures.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
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