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"What Would Kenny Broon Do?" – is more than just a question. It’s a mantra whispered in alleyways, scrawled on pub walls, and muttered before moments of madness. It calls upon the spirit of Kenny Broon – a man who may or may not exist, but whose legend is etched into the streets like graffiti from the gods. Kenny Broon isn’t just an urban legend – he’s a mythical force of nature. Born (allegedly) in the eye of a storm, raised by wolves and football hooligans, Kenny once defused a Glasgow bar fight using only a Greggs sausage roll and a stare. He’s been banned from five countries for "excessive banter" and once outran a police horse – on foot – while carrying two crates of stolen Irn-Bru and a traffic cone. People say Kenny once scored a hat-trick in a charity match he wasn’t even playing in. They say he can parallel park a double-decker bus using just a car mirror and sheer willpower. When something impossible happens in Scotland, folk don’t ask how – they ask, “Was that Kenny Broon?”
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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Every web purchase should be this easy! Love it!

Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
High quality finish
I just love mugs
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