Worcester
SO FOLLOWS A WORCESTER MAN'S DEFINITION: See, here's how the shit goes. Worcester is in the middle MA, There are 52 elementary schools (Tatnuck sucks), 4 middle schools (Sullivan, East, Burncoat, and Forest Grove The first 3 kick Forest Grove's ass on a daily basis), and 4 high schools (South, Burncoat, North, and Doherty). Though some people don't appriciate Worcester, it kicks more ass than Jet Li, Jakie Chan, and all those other asian dudes combined. Though South is the best, 2 of the best local bands (Bury Your Dead Victory Records and Four Year Strong I Surrender Records) were both from Doherty. Most --If not all-- high school sports games take place at Foley Stadium, which has several ill-legitamit entrances that haven't been fixed in the recent renevations (hallaluja). If you watch these entrances during games you can see people sneaking in. FUN FACTS- Worcester... Is the first city to have 3-deckers Is known for it's accent (dropping "R"s, droping "g"'s at the ends of words) Is the city where birth control was invented Is the city where heppatitus-a mutated into Heppatitus-b Was a crucial point in the womens'rights movement Boasts low prices on almost anything (Houses for the price of boston appartments, cronic for $5 a gram according to Cody) (Though I've only seen them in the tatnuck magnet school yard) is the home of many garbage storms People that are just passing through Worcester on there way somewhere else and talk shit about worcester while there there ussually don't ussually reach there destination. One favorite location of Worcester is historic South Community High School. Many people speculate as to the reson for the schools design (Many large concrete rooms pods containing uppwards of 10 classrooms using dividerers as classrooms). Some think that it was built like this so that multiple classes could be taught by a single teacher, others say that it was designed by a hippie from california and that that's how they had built schools in california at the time.
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Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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