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Short for Marist Sister's College, Woolwich. Most poor and unsuspecting kids and their parents are lured there by the religious ramblings of the principal who talks about the good disicpline and excellent location. 1. Discipline my ass. I'm not sure that 'discipline' is in the vocabulary of most of the teachers at that school. The rules change every three fucking seconds, I'm surprised that a member of staff dosen't jump out at you every morning and say "GUESS WHAT KIDS?! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR EARRINGS TODAY!" 2. Great location. Yeah, its fucking wonderful, I love having lunch underwater after heavy rain, its great having 'water views' from your classroom, the problem is that its probably a cascade of water coming from the over-flooding toilets or Lane Cove River has over flowed and flooded Jaricot buildings again. 90% of the kids that go there must have arthritis because of all the fucking stairs in that shit hole. The principal is too cheap to even thinking out making it any easier. I would prefer to hack off my own legs and feed them to hobos than go to that school. There is no paper, everyone is a lesbian, and most of them are whores. The uniform was picked out by a blind rat with no legs and then thrown up on. It sucks. When I see those front gates, I get nautious. DO DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT GOING THERE, IT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
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Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.

ugly b. 2024-03-18
Review by Jonathan H.

I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.

Jonathan H. 2024-03-17
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Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!

Fuck U. 2024-03-15

Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.

Matty B. 2024-03-15

I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome

Jane s. 2024-03-11

Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!

Kathleen S. 2024-03-10

Excellent communication. Prompt service. Quality product.

Customer 2024-02-22
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Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland

Deborah H. 2024-02-20
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I use it to catch my cum

Fuck U. 2024-02-18

the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break

butt m. 2024-02-18

Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.

John B. 2024-02-18

Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!

Karin L. 2024-02-16
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love it

celine d. 2024-02-14

The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!

Nikolai 2024-02-13

Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price

Steve C. 2024-02-12
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My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable

Ball L. 2024-02-11

This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.

Alice J. 2024-02-08

Cup came in one piece and looks as nice as it does in the picture! Only note is just be mindful of any typos in the description of the definition, they will show up on the cup too! Other than that, no complaints!

David I. 2024-01-25
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These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!

Customer 2024-01-18
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The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.

cynthia h. 2024-01-18
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