woofle
A woofle can be either: A waffle made out of dog, as invented by PC and Burger one fateful afternoon, OR The most common meaning; similar to the Richter scale, but with two pointed differences. The Woofle is a rating of any real or imaginary quantity or quality, expressed as a rating out of 25. The most important thing to remember about the Woofle is that it is only relative to the most and least of its kind which is graded ONLY BY ITS CURRENT MAXIMA AND MINIMA. That is to say, a Woofle value of 25 does not make something the greatest value possible, merely the greatest value recorded so far. Thus, the playing field is expanded out to either side as time goes on and more Woofle items are compared. Highly useful for rating all things under the sun, most especially and relevantly; quality of a substance, excellentness of a day, greatness of a band, etc. Most applicable for items of a fluctuating and constantly expanding nature. The commonly denoted symbol for the Woofle is the Wq, or "Woofle Quotient" of a given item.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
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Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
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Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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