Wood

Yeah, this is going to be dope. I might do like a Samson one next. *WHCH!* Jesus "Ow." *WHCH!* Jesus "Ow. " Guard "Alright now... Carry the wood." Jesus "Okie dokie. OOF! That feels WAY heavier than I thought it would! It's weird being on the other side of it...." Guard "Go!" Jesus "Yeah, no I didn't make these meat Gundams very well..." *Crowd clamoring in the background* Father 😨 "What in the fuck is happening right now...?" Crowd "Kill Jesus! Meh!" Father "You KNOW he didn't do anything!" Jesus "Ope... Going down... *THUD!*" Guard "You there! What's your name?" Father "Huh? Uh.... Simon? Simon of Cyrene." Guard "Help him carry the thing. Help him carry the wood." Father "Do you know even who you're talking to right... You know what? Whatever" *Lifts wood* Jesus "Hey *Father*! Er, oh... Heheheh." Father "Yeahyeah, very funny." Jesus "I think so. Yeah." Father *exasperated sigh* Jesus "I don't think that guard likes me very much." Father "Yeah... I think I'm going to burn him alive later..." Jesus "Heheheh." Father "Tsk! This is dumb. Why are you doing this?" Jesus "Yeah... I don't know.... What else is there to do?" Father 😧 "Um... I don't know, I guess. I don't like this..." Jesus "Hey, not too late to save me." Father "From what!?" Jesus "Heh... Alright. Here we are."