Womp Rat
A filthy skank who is DTF at any given time. A womp rat will have no less than 3 sexually transmitted diseases. Her unfortunate facial features and meatball-shaped body can be compensated for by her sure willingness to put out to anyone at any time. The repulsive image of a womp rat can be overlooked by at least two shots of Jameson, Jager, or Rumple Minze. It does not matter if you never call her again, or if you call her next week to bang after 7 long nights of hooking up with different womp rats right in front of her. She is a shameless yet reliable slam piece -- but it may be in your best interest and safety to never let her obtain your phone number or place of residence. Womp rats often become blatant stalkers, hanging around wherever you are in hopes of cock-blocking you from other RUBS, and to keep you all for themselves (real stabby, real quick). The population of womp rats in Oneonta, NY outnumbers the male population 2:1. Clutch places to find a pool of womp rats are at house parties, parking garages, your roommate's bedroom, Planned Parenthood, and most commonly, lingering around closing time at whatever bar you happen to be at. Synonymously, womp rats may also be referred to as RUBS (random ugly bitches), yet RUBS may not put out as easily (the only guarantee a RUB holds is to be random, ugly, and a bitch).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.
Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙
It DIDNT break :D
so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.
This is made by my friend i love it
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
It was the best thing I could have asked for
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice
Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
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