Womp Rat
A filthy skank who is DTF at any given time. A womp rat will have no less than 3 sexually transmitted diseases. Her unfortunate facial features and meatball-shaped body can be compensated for by her sure willingness to put out to anyone at any time. The repulsive image of a womp rat can be overlooked by at least two shots of Jameson, Jager, or Rumple Minze. It does not matter if you never call her again, or if you call her next week to bang after 7 long nights of hooking up with different womp rats right in front of her. She is a shameless yet reliable slam piece -- but it may be in your best interest and safety to never let her obtain your phone number or place of residence. Womp rats often become blatant stalkers, hanging around wherever you are in hopes of cock-blocking you from other RUBS, and to keep you all for themselves (real stabby, real quick). The population of womp rats in Oneonta, NY outnumbers the male population 2:1. Clutch places to find a pool of womp rats are at house parties, parking garages, your roommate's bedroom, Planned Parenthood, and most commonly, lingering around closing time at whatever bar you happen to be at. Synonymously, womp rats may also be referred to as RUBS (random ugly bitches), yet RUBS may not put out as easily (the only guarantee a RUB holds is to be random, ugly, and a bitch).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
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Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
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I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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