Womp Rat
A filthy skank who is DTF at any given time. A womp rat will have no less than 3 sexually transmitted diseases. Her unfortunate facial features and meatball-shaped body can be compensated for by her sure willingness to put out to anyone at any time. The repulsive image of a womp rat can be overlooked by at least two shots of Jameson, Jager, or Rumple Minze. It does not matter if you never call her again, or if you call her next week to bang after 7 long nights of hooking up with different womp rats right in front of her. She is a shameless yet reliable slam piece -- but it may be in your best interest and safety to never let her obtain your phone number or place of residence. Womp rats often become blatant stalkers, hanging around wherever you are in hopes of cock-blocking you from other RUBS, and to keep you all for themselves (real stabby, real quick). The population of womp rats in Oneonta, NY outnumbers the male population 2:1. Clutch places to find a pool of womp rats are at house parties, parking garages, your roommate's bedroom, Planned Parenthood, and most commonly, lingering around closing time at whatever bar you happen to be at. Synonymously, womp rats may also be referred to as RUBS (random ugly bitches), yet RUBS may not put out as easily (the only guarantee a RUB holds is to be random, ugly, and a bitch).
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
Love that I got an Urban Dictionary word definition from someone I know! So much fun and great memory item!! 😊
I like it but it took a long time getting here
Very basic mug but does the trick!
The mug is of good quality but advertisement needs to change as the sample photo for ordering gives the customer an illusion that the entire mug is of that color ordered when it is not
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Oof oof this mug gives me life every single day. i have no other reason to wake up in the morning. also this website is the only thing that's ever loved me.
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
Nice, but I need the “Reservation Dogs” version of “Aho!”
The mug is a gift for our Fantasy Football league winner…or loser. I'm not sure yet; it's a bit of a spoof that will be disclosed on Thanksgiving.
Love it just like your ranking to be noticed at 4 to stabilize with bots at 5 but looks real
Perfect Mug My CPacket mug arrived perfectly with the definition of that skid
My real first name is Ancil and I must say this is by far the greatest thing I have ever seen in my life and I love you all.
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What is there to say? It's a mug, with a word in front and the definition in back. Nicely done!
This will be the perfect gift this winter! It even came in a nice little box. The mug seems to be of good quality. It was a bit pricy, got to be honest, but it’ll be very well received.
Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.
The mug is just the right size, and the graphics are awesome!
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