Wolverine
The most badass, ferocious, terrifying, 30 pounds on god's green earth. These little mf's can see through a hundered feet of trees, bushes, rocks, dirt, and ice, can smell a single drop of blood from halfway across canada and have teeth and claws sharper than a diamond-toothed saw. In a single bite one could snap dwayne johnson in half like a toothpick. Super ultra-camo makes them completely invisible to even the most advanced detection equipment. If you encounter one in the wilderness there is no hope. They run faster, climb better, are smarter, swim faster than anything humans will ever create! Just sit down and accept your fate. There really is no plutonium in nuclear bombs, they are actually just a containment device for wolverines that were given to us by the gods and have been weaponized by governments around the world. In their spare time wolverines enjoy ripping the throats out of grizzly bears and a single wolverine has been observed chasing 50 polar bears away from a group of seals that the bears had killed. The mountains are their's; the higher in elevation they are the more powerful they become! There is no weapon powerful enough to combat their healing powers! The babies are super cute but don't be fooled, they are just as deadly as the adults! Stalin didn't kill 20 million of his people, he just sent them to siberia, the wolverines did the rest! The viking colony in canada didn't fail because of the natives! It was because they encountered wolverines!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
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Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
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