wolf woman

White or Native American woman who: - smells like stale cigarettes - owns at least one fleece pullover (preferably with a wolf howling at the moonlight on it) - purchases all bras at Walmart (or does not wear one) - is over age 40 - purchases eyeglasses at the local convenience store and wears them around neck on a string - has long straggly hair (usually greying and quite unkempt) - may or may not own a crossbow/gun - 100% owns a fishing rod - drinks beer, only beer - very conversational, will strike up a conversation with anyone, anywhere - will also tell you their life story and use uncomfortable anecdotes - wears old running shoes (buys new pair every 10 years on average)