WOK

A super HIPPIE... like, I'm talking dressing up like Tarzan, braiding armpit hair, living in a yurt HIPPIE... You can smell these people from a mile away. They are more concerned with preserving water than their personal hygiene. Most don't wear shoes, but if they are, they'll be boolin in some chacos or 20 yr old birks. So much dirt has accumulated on their bodies that they look 10 shades darker than what they actually are. The most common hairstyle rocked by a WOK is dreads down to their ass caked in dirt and animal shit. It is also a breeding ground for at least 13 species of insects and serves as their own personal nursery to carry their offspring. They neglect going to the doctor and instead find it more reliable to use "healing crystals" to treat their STDs. If you like your lady bald like Caillou, steer AWAY from female WOKs. The WOK world does not believe in the concept of shaving. Not their legs, not their pits, not their cooch, NOTHING. Even for those who like hair, PROCEED WITH CAUTION. It's not as much a bush as it is the Amazon rain forest infested with unidentifiable diseases. As much as they don't care about their physical appearance, they're some HORNY ASS mofos who love getting it on in the middle of the forest, traumatizing innocent wildlife. They view sex as a sacred way mother nature has given them to grow closer and connect with their fellow WOK. And just because two WOKs are coupled up doesn't mean they'll stop homie hopping.