WIZARD

WIZARD, AKA WHIZARD, AKA WHIZ: 1)Proper abbreviation for wizard or wizzard is Whiz, as in Robert AKA Bob.. 2)a proffesional male that is well above a magician, usually of GREAT AGE and KNOWLEDGE and ranked of GREATER SKILL than a shaman or enchanter. The female gender of wizards are called Whizettes! You can always tell most fake Whizettes as they will use the male gender "Whiz", instead of their proud heritage of womanhood, "Whizettes"! 3)one of GREAT SKILL or KNOWLEDGE in a many different areas, most often knows with-out any formal schooling, having an inner-knowledge with-out any formal schooling, especially computers 4)an "old school" computer Whiz. Usually very knowledgeable with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, long hair, and/or an afinity with everything sixties and early seventies. 5)An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles. 6)a microsoft program designed to make easier a certain task, such as pictures 7)Whizards are the wisest of all the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible. 9)most often mis-spelled as wiz by idiots and morons having no knowledge of the english language nor the heritage of wizards! What complete twats call themselves in the hopes and mistaken belief that they might become some how cool or intelligent. Complete LOSERS, WANNA-BE Whizs!