Winter's bone
A winter's bone is a sexual act in which the giver enters the talent from behind while holding a snowball (connoisseurs prefer one composed of lightly-packed, freshly-fallen Park City snow) against the small of the partner's back. Body heat will cause the snowball to melt, and the ice cold water will trickle down to where the deal is being done. For an increased degree of difficulty, the producer can forgo the snowball and plunge his junk into a snow bank after several thrusts for the same chilling effect. Real pros know the perfect count is seven thrusts between dips in the snowpack, one thrust for each desired distributor (Searchlight, Lionsgate, Focus, Summit, Weinstein, Overture, Apparition), and will call the distribs out in order while plowing away, hinting at the kind of gratifying release only over-worked and under-sexed acquisitions executives and sales agent can fully appreciate. For maximum authenticity a winter's bone is performed at a film festival, preferably with a festival volunteer as the receiver. Bonus points are awarded if the act is performed within sight of a theater that screened Debra Granik's 2010 Sundance Film Festival Grand Jury Drama Prize-winning film.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Great quality, although a high price for a mug! Printed really nicely and came out really well. $30 worth the laugh.
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gave it to my mom, she was proud. (shes dead)
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
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