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Ok, to all the noobs who say Windows is crap. Fuck you. There are many reasons why windows isn't crap. 1) I've used Windows for 6 years and never once did I get this constant error crap and it DOES WORK!!!!! 2) If you think only Clippy is annoying, then fucking change it! Even a 5 year old can figure that out. 3) Why don't YOU try getting a copy of a good game for Macintosh!? 4) All those Windows simulators on the web are funny but FUCKING FALSE!!!! No, Bill Gates doesn't send you mail. You know how many crap he gets on Outlook every day? 4 million at least. 5) So some of the programs suck. INSTALL NEW ONES, GODDAMNIT! 6) Blue screen errors only happen if it is REALLY serious. Not when you just open the C: drive and then boom. Blue screen. That shit is a damn lie that only assholes believe. And finally... 7) DOS sucks. And that's my two cents on Windows.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!

Joseph S.Feb 20
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Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland

Deborah H.Feb 20
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Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)

dave p.Feb 19

Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.

Karen M.Feb 19
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Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!

Mike B.Feb 19
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Review by Grant S.

It holds liquid, very good

Grant S.Feb 18
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I use it to catch my cum

Fuck U.Feb 18

the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break

butt m.Feb 18

Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.

John B.Feb 18

Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!

Karin L.Feb 16
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I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.

12314 1.Feb 15

Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)

Cassiel M.Feb 15
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love it

celine d.Feb 14
Review by poop f.

THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!

poop f.Feb 14

The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!

NikolaiFeb 13

Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax

jaxFeb 13

It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute

Sanjay P.Feb 12
Review by Manley P.

I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!

Manley P.Feb 12
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Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price

Steve C.Feb 12
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My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable

Ball L.Feb 11

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