WILTON
Here you can find guys sporting the brightest polos possible, making sure their shorts are just as bright and plaid. Girls enjoy wearing Lily shirts and skirts with little prints of flamingos or magarita glasses. Several try to act "hardcore", wearing tight clothing and dying their hair all different colors. The word "emo" is used very frequently as it has become defined as anyone that is remotley different or is sometimes defined as the emotion of sadness. If you took a vote on how many people know what's going on in the world, you'd be sadly dismayed. Instead of the high school working on education, they continue to try and fix the track field, hoping it might help the football team do better-so far failing in their attempts. Wilton is constantly in competition with our neighboring towns, most likely fighting about whose collar is popped higher or who drinks more-seeing as finding a child who isn't addicted to drugs or alcohol is a difficult feat. The high school administration throws a couple black kids, some asians, and maybe an indian kid into the school and considers themselves diverse. Walking places is impossible and there is virtually nothing to do until you get your liscense-unless you feel like hanging out in the center with all the kids who scare adults by wearing excessive amounts of black and passing around weed. Or you could always go to Trackside, where kids sit and smoke where they're parents can't catch them. The school attempts to "shelter" their children by not allowing the theater to put on shows that are about racey subjects like sex, trying to avoid phone calls from parents telling the administration that they don't want their children subjected to "that kind of thing" even though in this town their child has probably been sexually active since middle school. There are normal people in Wilton, look hard you'll find them.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
i shit in it
I cumed in my pants when it arrived in the mail. no more porn, just mug
i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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