Willow
Willows are some of the most amazing people to have in your life. Fiery, passionate, and great friends, Willows will always be there for you in a pinch. They have a tendency to be reliable people, and make amazing lovers as they will go any distance for the people they care about. Willows naturally have an amazing sense of fashion, and plan the best dates you will ever fucking go on, literally no joke. Don't be surprised if they're LGBTQIA+. Although Willows may radiate confidence, they are actually very sensitive people and can most certainly be smol beans at times. They can have very low self esteem, which they will make up for with wearing flashy and stunning clothes that make everyone, regardless of gender, stare in awe. As well as having a sensitive side, they always have a dark side. Always. If you have a Willow who doesn't have a dark side, they're an impostor. Sus as fuck. Willows will do almost anything for their friends, family (although they do usually have daddy issues), and lovers. I definitely wouldn't even put murder past them to be honest. Whenever they're not being a smol bean they're usually plotting the over-throw of the world, so be prepared to help them with that. And if your knives go missing... well be prepared to say goodbye to that abusive person from your past. Overall, you're god damned lucky if you have a Willow in your life. Never let them go or you'll regret it, and that's a fact.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
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