wigger
A young caucasion male usually between 12 to 25 years of age(although specimins as young as 7 and as old as 30 have been reported)who either thinks he is or wants to be black.They listen to extremely lame rap(lil waye,Birdman,50 cent,G-unit,Flo Rider,Souljah boi tellem and other foolishly and or fatally untalented rappers).Usually seen wearing imitation baseball caps,low cut t shirts,doo rags,bandanas,hoodies,tracsuitpants,skate shoes,sunglasses,chains and other assorted "bling bling"etc.The average wigger acts tough but is always a complete coward especially when alone so they always travel in huge packs and congregate on street corners and are seen harrassing elderly citizens and young children and bragging about how they 'beat up that cop'(lie)or how they 'robbed that asiasn cunts' store or how they 'fucked dat hot chick last friday'(also lies).Wiggers will only attack when in large numbers and when they do they show little mercy and signs of discipline,prefering to use human wave style tactics against the weakest and smallest prey in an attempt to reduce any other possible opponets will to fight.Although it is possible to physically beat off these attacks the best defense when alone is the use of wepons such as baseball bats,knives and in extreme cases firearms(even the smallest .22 pocket pistol will cause a gang of 300 wiggers armed with bats,knives etc to shit their pants 2 million times each and run away at full speed)and other lethal weapons.However when the opponent is in numbers(over 2 people)most gangs of wiggers even with weapons will be to scared to attack and will leave immediatly.The language of wiggers is although occaisionly humorous,is hard to understand as it is a rip off of ebonics which sounds very strange when spoken by a white male.Most commonly used words and phrases are Yo,Homie,Gat,Piece,how we do,bust a cap,wat up,its cool,dog,brutha,homeboy,girl,dick,fuck,cunt,shit,hater,crew,da,paya,sick and other idiotic terms.Despite their faults wiggers are highly succsessful breeders impregnating there ugly slut girlfriends with wretched babies who usually become wiggers themselves due too extreme lack of parental guidance.If old and intelligent enough for a drivers licence wiggers may aquire a car which is usually a piece of crap.wiggers spend thousands of dollars(source of money unkown) on useless modifications for their vehicles.Wiggers will have little or no respect for non black people but in the prescence of a black male they will morph into full on arselickers which the said black male will find pathetic(although humorous).Wiggers are terrified of the dark due to wigger folklore tales of multiracial gangs that stalk the streets at night hunting for lone wiggers,therfore wiggers will never go out at after dark unless acompanied by at least 4 "homeboys".The wigger scourge has spawned several sub species such as: Chavs(UK):similar to wiggers that have infested most of britain with no signs of slowing. Lads(AU):A multiracial version of the common british Chav that are becoming an increasing phenomenom in Australia. Ulehs(AU)Lads of Lebanese descent. Chigga's(US)Asian wiggers. Crab Gangsters(Worldwide)A sect of crab people that has abadoned its evil crab roots to pursue a more human lifestyle.Hated by all other crab people
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