wigger
A young caucasion male usually between 12 to 25 years of age(although specimins as young as 7 and as old as 30 have been reported)who either thinks he is or wants to be black.They listen to extremely lame rap(lil waye,Birdman,50 cent,G-unit,Flo Rider,Souljah boi tellem and other foolishly and or fatally untalented rappers).Usually seen wearing imitation baseball caps,low cut t shirts,doo rags,bandanas,hoodies,tracsuitpants,skate shoes,sunglasses,chains and other assorted "bling bling"etc.The average wigger acts tough but is always a complete coward especially when alone so they always travel in huge packs and congregate on street corners and are seen harrassing elderly citizens and young children and bragging about how they 'beat up that cop'(lie)or how they 'robbed that asiasn cunts' store or how they 'fucked dat hot chick last friday'(also lies).Wiggers will only attack when in large numbers and when they do they show little mercy and signs of discipline,prefering to use human wave style tactics against the weakest and smallest prey in an attempt to reduce any other possible opponets will to fight.Although it is possible to physically beat off these attacks the best defense when alone is the use of wepons such as baseball bats,knives and in extreme cases firearms(even the smallest .22 pocket pistol will cause a gang of 300 wiggers armed with bats,knives etc to shit their pants 2 million times each and run away at full speed)and other lethal weapons.However when the opponent is in numbers(over 2 people)most gangs of wiggers even with weapons will be to scared to attack and will leave immediatly.The language of wiggers is although occaisionly humorous,is hard to understand as it is a rip off of ebonics which sounds very strange when spoken by a white male.Most commonly used words and phrases are Yo,Homie,Gat,Piece,how we do,bust a cap,wat up,its cool,dog,brutha,homeboy,girl,dick,fuck,cunt,shit,hater,crew,da,paya,sick and other idiotic terms.Despite their faults wiggers are highly succsessful breeders impregnating there ugly slut girlfriends with wretched babies who usually become wiggers themselves due too extreme lack of parental guidance.If old and intelligent enough for a drivers licence wiggers may aquire a car which is usually a piece of crap.wiggers spend thousands of dollars(source of money unkown) on useless modifications for their vehicles.Wiggers will have little or no respect for non black people but in the prescence of a black male they will morph into full on arselickers which the said black male will find pathetic(although humorous).Wiggers are terrified of the dark due to wigger folklore tales of multiracial gangs that stalk the streets at night hunting for lone wiggers,therfore wiggers will never go out at after dark unless acompanied by at least 4 "homeboys".The wigger scourge has spawned several sub species such as: Chavs(UK):similar to wiggers that have infested most of britain with no signs of slowing. Lads(AU):A multiracial version of the common british Chav that are becoming an increasing phenomenom in Australia. Ulehs(AU)Lads of Lebanese descent. Chigga's(US)Asian wiggers. Crab Gangsters(Worldwide)A sect of crab people that has abadoned its evil crab roots to pursue a more human lifestyle.Hated by all other crab people
The Urban Dictionary Mug
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
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