Why Singapore?
1. Tax haven for Eduardo Saverin-like fugitives and gambling hub for syndicates. 2. Housing for hard-to-please Asian mistresses or mainland Chinese concubines. 3. Housing for illegitimate children and adopted godchildren or grandchildren. 4. Second residence in case of rioting against minority Chinese in home country. 5. Safety and security because public protests or strikes and guns are banned. 6. Wayward son or daughter attending international school or local polytechnic. 7. Filthy rich Japanese and Arabs seeking kinky sex escorts at five-star hotels.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
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