Whorometry Mug
Study of dimensions of whores It may include vagina's size, boob's size, bust's size, waist's size, anus's size and deepthroat length It also includes the study of capacity which is broadly categorized as i) 1 dick 1 hole ii) 2 dick 2 hole iii) many dicks 3 holes First two are self explanatory But many dicks 3 holes is a very broad category, it stretches the capacity, strength, endurance and hole's size of the whore and it is famously said that, "A whore which can make dick grow is a good whore but one which can hide it completely is the whoriest one." To all the future whores, "If you want it desperately enough you will get it."please keep that in your mind and keep practicing you will get to your moms level if you keep trying Keep stretching, keep gulping
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